Posted: 1:51 pm Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

Artery-mageddon 

By Pete Rizzo

Burger King Announces Safety Move in Play Areas

390514 02: The Burger King logo and sign sit atop a Burger King restaurant June 12, 2001 in Federal Heights, Colorado. The fast-food chain Burger King Corp. has announced it will replace the netting at children”s play areas at its restaurants following the death of a four-year-old boy who died after becoming entangled in the netting at a Burger King restaurant in St. Louis. (Photo by Michael Smith/Getty Images)

Burger King is going the Tex Mex route with its latest contraption. It’s half-burger, half-burrito and they are calling it, fittingly, the “Whopperito”.

Not to be confused with Sammy and the Waboritas,…

,…but a name that would sound great on a “Mystery Science Theater 3000” double bill with Burger King’s other arterial travesty, the Mac and Cheetos.

Thoughts on this latest gastrointestinal assault? Personally, I thought we couldn’t get any lower than Taco Bell’s Cap & Crunch delights.

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